I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL
THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE
- non binary
THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE
- an asshole
- a goose
this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese
Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work
it’s the cutest cup :3
i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl
Your cat bowl has nothing on my
u wanna go
have a taste of my cat teapot
Bro, get a look at my
Biatch please, I have a gang.
It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados
I AM ALWAYS WILLING TO DISCUSS TOM’S THIGHS FRIEND
SUCH STRONG. VERY POWER. WOW.
Now, I admit that when I first started this downward spiral of Hiddleston appreciation, I didn’t really consider his thighs. He’s so long and lean, and I assumed (silly me) that his legs would be kind of…not spindly, but not really muscular, you know?
And then this happened.
Pardon me sir, but yoUR LEGS.
God, just come here and [deleted for content].
Must be all that running…
And thank you so much! It’s an honor and a privilege to share my
thirstydingy sense of humor with all of you lovely people. <3
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me